People always ask me what it's like being Donald Trump's history tutor and I always tell them the same thing: It's great. I make $10 an hour and it's the easiest job of my life.
The president loves to learn. He has a curiosity that reminds me of former President John Adams — who used to take apart cars and boats in the south lawn, look at them for hours, and then try to put them back together — refusing to use the bathroom until they were complete, no matter how long it took.
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I got the tutoring job out nowhere. I was sitting in the corner of my apartment, sipping a glass of red wine vinegar and staring directly at the wall, when my phone rang. It was Paul Ryan, practically hysterical. I was taken aback. I had only recently posted my tutoring services on Fiverr and was certainly not expecting to hear from whoever Paul Ryan is. Read more...
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